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Limelight Pregaming

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[holding Asshole like baby simba, tipping his head back so his poor horns aren't in the line of fire either.]

What happened?

I have NO idea, there was a crash and a yowl and I assume he was bein' a trash goblin again.

[It's a good thing because Asshole makes a good solid swipe for the base of the nearest horn. Denied.]

[He WEAVES. DODGES A RABBIT KICK FROM ASSHOLE WITH THE SKILL OF AN MMA FIGHTER.

And snags the sticky wrapper on the tail.]

WHOO! GOT IT!!!

Maybe latching trash cans would be a good idea...

[sways Asshole in the air like the little bastard man he is, once the wrapper is off.]

They are! He has a frightening amount of brains for a cat with no brains.

[Now that the OFFENDING DEMON THAT WAS GOING TO EAT HIM IS NO LONGER CHASING HIM INESCAPABLY, Asshole tolerates the wiggling, paws dangling, and alarm-fluffed tail swaying behind him.

75% chance he'll allow cuddling. 25% chance he's plotting for another chance at the horns.]

[taking that gamble and bringing Asshole in for proper holding in his arms.]

Isn't that how cats always are?

Yeah, aint that the .. truth.. [It slows as he gives Vee a SUS LOOK. YOU CAN NEVER TELL SOMETIMES.

In the meantime, Asshole just lets himself be held like baby, except for putting a paw on Dan Heng's face. No closer, Sir.]

[He Did Not Mean It That Way, but it's hard to tell given his full focus on kitty. Holds him like baby and slowblinks at him when denied kissies.]

[Oh no that's cute.]

[He gives the two of them a grin and then saunters back to the counter, fluffy tail swaying behind him. (Queso bats at it, but Brocade pays him no mind.)]

You missed Bel by an hour if that's the agenda today. [Zibeline really had only left out of protest - or class schedules. Same thing.] Buuuut, I got a new menu if you wanna try it out. And soothe that troublemaker a while.

Mm, I passed him on my way out.

[it is his time for kitties. pleased tailswishing.]

I'd like that.

Sweet or savory? It's on the house today.

[He nods at Asshole, who is now patting at Vee's face. How dare he stop TRYING to kiss, which he is not allowed to do??]

Hazard pay.

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