The Hardy Boys GC

[themightybosstone]

The Boss changed the title from #general to #the-hardy-bois

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[vapour]

[ takes gratefully. ]

I don't even know. I'm pretty sure blue frosting on cupcakes makes you do something fucking stupid, though, for the record? Because we all ate blue frosting blueberry cupcake and suddenly the entire team right out was a good idea to go subway exploring.

So say no to that stuff next time ...

[ He'll shove his phone across the table (whatever coffee table thing they get in their lounge/common room areas) to show them the subway map and its modifications. ]

For starters, this is what the new subway map looks like compared to the old.

[themightybosstone]

... dude did you guys go OFF THE MAP ON A LINE THAT ONLY EXISTED FOR YOU?

[doggonemad]

Cade, don't go throwin' rocks in yer glass house.

[themightybosstone]

Excuse you, I'm the Final Girl. Thanks.

[doggonemad]

Bro.

[themightybosstone]

[LOOK HE IS IGNORING THE WHOLE CUPCAKE PART.

He goes and SITS IN ONE OF THE CHAIRS IN A HUFF.]

[doggonemad]

[ . . . sighs. ]

Okay, yeah, yer the coolest an' buffest final girl.

[themightybosstone]

[The best part about only one braincell is you don't have capacity for mixed emotions. Just flips back to cheerful.]

SHIT YEA

[vapour]

[ laughs sheepishly. ]

Yeah, I didn't actually pick this time, though! I let the rest of Cirrus decide and just followed.

[doggonemad]

Of course they'd pick the creepy path.

[themightybosstone]

[PATS HIS SHOULDER] Sorry I doubted you, bro.

1/2

[vapour]

Aw, we're good! I doubted you on the ghosts... which are definitely some kind of thing. I'm sorry, friend. That was not kind of me.

[vapour]

As for the creepy path, you know, they did probably pick it for that reason. [ drinks from his beer with a thoughtful look. ] I wonder how many more creepy new paths will show up...

Ah right, I should tell you at least about the gate. It led to a hall with three paths and there were three distinct rooms. I'm not really sure if they were supposed to be connected but one was a lab, one was a library with... A bed? And one was a flower garden mass grave.

I can't figure it out at all. All I know is this place is now even more fucked up than we previously thought.

[doggonemad]

Great. Of course the subway's got a horror show down there.

[themightybosstone]

It's fine. Y'couldn't have actually believed me. Too early in the show.

...

... that why they're askin' about forensics?

[vapour]

... That's true. We've only been here a little over two weeks, that's probably not even 30 minutes into a full length movie or three episodes into a series.

Hum... Yeah. Not entirely sure what they are hoping to get out of it, though. What they need is a forensics lab with the tools and tech. Part of me thinks they might just want reaffirmation that what they're seeing and dealing with is real from an outside party.

There's no physical trauma, but it would be easy to assume they died in some kind of experimentation if the rooms are connected. I just ... really can't tell? It was like waking into one of those fucked up horror-movie carnival fun houses where you can pick the path to go and each room was totally a different horror experience. Was just missing the hall of mirrors. Totally surreal.

[ Gulping beer now please excuse him. ]

[doggonemad]

They plannin' on goin' back?

[themightybosstone]

[A nightmare. He's describing a NIGHTMARE. His ears just go RIGHT BACK.]

[vapour]

[ ...it was definitely a nightmare. blunted by shitty blue cupcakes at the time, but... still. ]

Not any time soon, I hope, since they brought a body back. [ He especially did not support this retrieval effort if it somehow gets up and starts running around the boat btw. ]

[doggonemad]

Here's hopin'. Jesus, that's a lot.

[themightybosstone]

Oh yeah that's r-

THEY WHAT???

[vapour]

[ nods in agreement with Gray and drinks his beer a bit more aggressively. sorry there are just some things that aren't meant to be repeated, Cade! ]

[doggonemad]

Surely that ain't gonna bite y'all in the ass.

Literally.

[themightybosstone]

An' that's the worst place t'get bit.

[vapour]

[ gripping his can a little tighter ]

...Yeeeaaaaah, I'm locking my cabin door for the rest of the trip and just hoping the door itself isn't a total piece of crap.

probably is, though. Maybe should upgrade that next.