themightybosstone | Limelight Pregaming

[There was a series of events that happened before this. Such situations didn't arise out of nowhere, after all.

It's just that the VERY MOMENT that Velveteen opened the door to the cat cafe, several things happen at once.

The most immediate being a cat leaping RIGHT AT HIM, with a loud bit of plastic caught on their tail, and all of the overstimulated FLIGHT REACTION that entails.

And Sett yelling:]

VEE DON'T LET HIM OUT!!!

!

[Brocade is very lucky that Velveteen has extremely honed reflexes. Why? Who knows? But they're there, and he's managing to snag the cat out of midair just before panicked claws can sink into his face, his own tail whipping around to slam the door shut behind him.]

DUDE! Nice!

Comere Asshole. Hold him- will ya?
[Going to AVOID THE FLAILING LIMBS OF SHARPNESS to try and free that tail.]

[holding Asshole like baby simba, tipping his head back so his poor horns aren't in the line of fire either.]

What happened?

I have NO idea, there was a crash and a yowl and I assume he was bein' a trash goblin again.

[It's a good thing because Asshole makes a good solid swipe for the base of the nearest horn. Denied.]

[He WEAVES. DODGES A RABBIT KICK FROM ASSHOLE WITH THE SKILL OF AN MMA FIGHTER.

And snags the sticky wrapper on the tail.]

WHOO! GOT IT!!!

Maybe latching trash cans would be a good idea...

[sways Asshole in the air like the little bastard man he is, once the wrapper is off.]

They are! He has a frightening amount of brains for a cat with no brains.

[Now that the OFFENDING DEMON THAT WAS GOING TO EAT HIM IS NO LONGER CHASING HIM INESCAPABLY, Asshole tolerates the wiggling, paws dangling, and alarm-fluffed tail swaying behind him.

75% chance he'll allow cuddling. 25% chance he's plotting for another chance at the horns.]

[taking that gamble and bringing Asshole in for proper holding in his arms.]

Isn't that how cats always are?

Yeah, aint that the .. truth.. [It slows as he gives Vee a SUS LOOK. YOU CAN NEVER TELL SOMETIMES.

In the meantime, Asshole just lets himself be held like baby, except for putting a paw on Dan Heng's face. No closer, Sir.]

[He Did Not Mean It That Way, but it's hard to tell given his full focus on kitty. Holds him like baby and slowblinks at him when denied kissies.]

[Oh no that's cute.]

[He gives the two of them a grin and then saunters back to the counter, fluffy tail swaying behind him. (Queso bats at it, but Brocade pays him no mind.)]

You missed Bel by an hour if that's the agenda today. [Zibeline really had only left out of protest - or class schedules. Same thing.] Buuuut, I got a new menu if you wanna try it out. And soothe that troublemaker a while.

Mm, I passed him on my way out.

[it is his time for kitties. pleased tailswishing.]

I'd like that.

Sweet or savory? It's on the house today.

[He nods at Asshole, who is now patting at Vee's face. How dare he stop TRYING to kiss, which he is not allowed to do??]

Hazard pay.

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