The Hardy Boys GC

[themightybosstone]

The Boss changed the title from #general to #the-hardy-bois

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Day 217

[vapour]

( like a little less than an hour after this text broadcast. )

subject in question is one of many really fucking weird looking corpses. Cirrus has no interest in sparking a confusing panic on the ship until we can identify more about them. Please keep amongst us unless you know someone that can perform the autopsy.

Also publishing PSA and apology }

PSA. You 100% can "die" on this ship outside of games and it is very gross and unsettling, but nah experience accelerated reconstruction of your form. be vigilant. we have no information how or why the corpses are actual corporate, but they are all in tact.

Apology. there is over a 91% chance that actual spirits are on this ship, sorry to Cade for doubting him. They may or may not be malicious. heeding warning or cautions is advised unless you wish to experience "death."

I am incapacitated for potentially another 6-18 hours, I assume. If you need to see me in person, you need to come to the cabin. Feel free to tell anyone you know that if they are looking for me, but I really don't want to be bothered unless for good reason.

thank you for using Cirrus Network as your trusted source of breaking news that is unsurprisingly a shitty fucky-fuck situation that just gets more fuckity-upped every day. i will pay someone if they can get me a drink from the lounge along with dinner that has no red meat.

Re: Day 217

[doggonemad]

jesus fucking christ

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

the subway is not static, by the way.

the map was updated within the last seven days to include a sudden red line. There is no platform connecting it, you need to walk the main line (black) to get there. this red line train arrives at the Red Gate platform. If you or anyone in your Family walk down this track far enough, expect that you WILL summon the train for this track and it will kill you when it comes up the traffic from behind you. You'll suddenly find yourself on the train and arriving at the stop. I would say it was a a disgusting mind-fuck,but I was holding something and lost it on the tracks after we were hit.

no idea if the Red Gate is going to be still there next time someone goes down, but considering the only way to get there right now it's too be train slaughtered, I don't recommend. Nevertheless, worth checking the map periodically at the elevators if you think of it and are down there for whatever reason.

Re: Day 217

[doggonemad]

yeah no thanks i'm good with not gettin train slaughtered rn

why the fuck are you incapacitated

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

I swallowed a pill from the lab shelf.

Re: Day 217

[doggonemad]

what the hell is wrong with you

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

a lot.










but, also I know I know it was stops. but we ate goddamn cupcakes before going.

1/3

[themightybosstone]

that is so much

Re: 1/3

[themightybosstone]

also i fucking told u so

Re: 1/3

[themightybosstone]

also where r u im bringing drinks

also gray u want me 2 pick up enough 4 all 3 of us

[doggonemad]

yeah fuck it I'll help you carry it

[vapour]

thanks both of ya.

My room, I'll get someone to answer the door for you guys. hope you're both ok with dogs

[themightybosstone]

The Boss: on our way

The Boss: KNOCKNOCK

[vapour]

[ a dog barking is heard!! The sound is coming to the door and whatever is making the sound (we hope it is a dog) snooping around and then there is the tiny sound of a cat meowing and then... door opens, whoa.

The muzzle of a dog will push the door open and step back, wagging their tail while there is a small cat not much bigger than a kitten with huge eyes but staring blankly and perched in the dogs head. Anyway the dog will turn and lead the guests back, bringing them over to Sam who has managed to get himself into the lounge and is waiting for them. He gives them a wave, and oh man it's probably actually a little weird because Sam is not in the clothes he usually wears and instead is in a hoodie and jeans (that are actually those jean-sweatpants combos.) it's probably just most strange to not see him in a full blown suit or at least wearing a button up collar shirt. Like if you thought he looked like a babyface with the suit he probably definitely now looks more obvious. ]

Wow, so fast. Thanks for coming!

[themightybosstone]

Cardio aint my FAVORITE, but uh, sounded like probably the most important beer run I've ever done.

Buddy, my dude. Hard liquor or beers t'start.

[doggonemad]

Or both. 'Cause hell, it sounds like ya sure needed it.

[vapour]

Aw man, I really don't deserve you guys.

[ they're so nice to him waaaa. ]

Lemme start with beers only because I haven't eaten anything yet. Sit where you like, make yourselves as comfy as possible.

Re: Day 217

[throughbamboo]

What the fuck.

Hate to ask this but weird-looking how

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

like... it has no face weird.

Re: Day 217

[throughbamboo]

??? Thats' fucked up

I'll bring you something to eat later since the other two are bringing the important shit.

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

yyeeaahh

admittedly didn't look at it any longer than I had to to get an idea of why.

thanks so much. or just come by if you wanna join even if you don't bring anything. not necessary.

Re: Day 217

[custodire]

Im not going to pretend to be surprised by anything anymore.

I can bring food by if still needed but more importantly... incapacitated in what way?

Re: Day 217

[vapour]

come on over if you like, I will take more food if you bring it. I haven't eaten since those cupcakes and I didn't even keep those down in the end, so ... yeah...

I can't stand or walk.

a bit belated sorry, but mostly happy to leave it to the conclusion of "comes over"

[custodire]

I'll be there soon with something easy on the stomach.

Re: a bit belated sorry, but mostly happy to leave it to the conclusion of "comes over"

[vapour]

[ feel free to jump in !! ]